Tote Bag House
(You know, Lebanese as in whack, lunatic, a few cards short of a full deck, basically, a little loco in the head). Now, crazy is obviously not contagious. But Still. You're buying this at your own risk. You're even paying for this madness, might we add.
Organic tote bag printed with eco-friendly ink.
Fits a big laptop and all your other stuff.